Natasha
Natasha is a fictional AI-generated presenter. She is not based on any real broadcaster, and she does not have access to any competitor’s contact details.
Talk to Natasha directly — video and voice — in the panel on the left, or type your questions to the tournament assistant below for a quick text answer.
No Event In Progress
The next Darwin Decathlon has not been scheduled yet. When a tournament is live, this tab carries running standings, event-by-event scoring, and win probability updating between events — with Natasha calling it as it happens.
Scorekeeper Login
Ask whoever's running the event for the password.
Golden Tee — Enter a Score
| Player | Strokes | Great shots | Rough/bunker | Water | Entered by |
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| No scores entered yet. | |||||
Corn Hole — Enter a Game
Pairs game to 21, no penalty for going over. Only pick a Belize’d team if all four bags went in the hole by one player in one turn — that's an immediate walk-off win regardless of score.
| Team | Score | Belize’d | Entered by |
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| No games entered yet. | |||
Win Probability
Each line is one competitor's chance of taking the title, tracked through the tournament. Everyone opens at 10%. Watch the field collapse as the events fall.
How this is computed: these odds are simulated, not recorded. Nobody tracked live odds in 2015. After each event we take the real standings and play out every remaining event 8,000 times at random, then count how often each player ends up on top. The shape is real; the percentages are a model.
Career Arc
Finishing position across every Darwin Decathlon on record. Higher on the chart is a better finish — the gold line at the top is the championship, and the axis counts down through the field below it.
Notable Moments
Anomalies pulled straight out of the scorecards — the runs, the collapses, and the numbers that don't add up.
The Venues
Three eras, three homes. 2015–2019 was scattered across the Katy and West Houston suburbs; 2020 was cancelled outright; 2021 onward moved everything under one sky at Vacek Ranch.
Private property (Bateman House, Vacek Ranch) is shown as an approximate area, never a pinned address — see DISCLAIMER.md. Stars Sports Bar (2015, Golden Tee / Shuffle Board / Darts) was never geocoded and isn't mapped, rather than guess at a location.
The Field Guide
Every event ever contested in the Darwin Decathlon — the ten that survive, and the ones that were voted off. Each has its own page: rules as they evolved, venue history, all-time records, and who actually owns it.
Scoring, in general: the event winner takes 10 points, 2nd takes 9, on down to 1 for 10th. A missed event scores 0. Pair events split the band — the winning team takes (10+9)/2 = 9.5 each. The current leader picks their partner first, then 2nd place, and so on; with an odd number of players the last one picked plays solo.